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Written Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of written jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car.
Who's going to clean this?
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#2
"I'm gonna get a tattoo that says 'Helvetica', written in Arial.
When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her."
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#3
how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia?
when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day
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#4
Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business...
They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!
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#5
*psst...
ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy? WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?! Uh... This joke isn't as good written down :-(
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#6
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet
being well written and a tweet being well, written.
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#7
You guys should read "It's normal here" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted.
written by Quinton Chingme
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#8
Wife: "You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel.
I'm leaving you." Me: "I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"
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#9
Where's the 'Alpha male' bint putting out a video that becomes famous for the line "LEAVE JEREMY (Clarkson) ALONE!"?...
In written form on every comment thread of every relative social media post.
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#10
What is the oldest joke in the book?
The first one written
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#11
Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character...
...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as "Kevin Planey."
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#12
What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
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#13
If history is written by the victors Then
who wrote the history of France ?
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#14
Every Taylor Swift song sounds like
it was written in gel pen.
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#15
No internet for 11 hours.
I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce "gif."
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#16
Instead of "Juicy" I have "May contain
gas" written on the back of my shorts.
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#17
The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect
blood type on my form I told them it was Typo
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#18
I went to the store the other day, and accidentally bought some anti-aging lotion.
At first I was upset, but my right hand and my dick have never looked younger. Written by: Joey McDevitt
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#19
What do you call a letter written by a feminist?
Hate male
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#20
These need to be written.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards.
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Most Written Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Written Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and written jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love written jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Most written jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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