What Are X Jokes?
X Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of x jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How do New Zealanders practice safe sex?
(NSFW) They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick.
#2
Squared My dick is X squared and I rooted your mom.
Now she's my X
#3
I have Alzheimer's AMA (Not sure if repost) Yes, this is a x-post
from /r/circlejerk, but still a pretty good joke in my opinion.
#4
Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ?
He had trouble integrating
#5
Dear Algebra, Don't make us find your X.
She is never going to come back, And don't ask Y.
#6
Relationship are like algebra...
Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?
#7
Watching X-Men.
Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened.
#8
What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?
They're not infallible
#9
Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?
[x-post /r/puns] Scotch.
#10
me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?
me: im trying to tell you
#11
Are you Finished?
[X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG
#12
How do mathematicians count x-men?
Permutations.
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