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Yankee Jokes

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#1
a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly
mortgage payment in any other state
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#2
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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#3
New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They
were looking for a good switch hitter
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#4
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian
Peterson They needed a good switch hitter.
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#5
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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#6
So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked "did the Yankees
win?" I looked him in the eye and said "Yes, it's ok, you're free now"
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#7
What is a Yankee ?
What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.
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#8
What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?
Derek Bin Jeter
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#9
Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
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#10
What's a Yankee?
It's like a quickie except you do it yourself.
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#11
I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won...
I replied, "Yeah man, you're free."
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#12
How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
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#13
I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to
me and asked if the Yankees won I said, "yeah man, you're free!"
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#14
Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...
Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
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#15
What's a Yankee?
It's a quickie....but you do it yourself
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#16
I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won.
I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
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#17
My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"
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#18
SOLDIER: Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Foxtrot Lima Yankee India
Sierra Delta Oscar Whiskey November CAPTAIN: Lima Oscar Lima!
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#19
Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?
By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.
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#20
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool.
Listen man, everybody's worried about u
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