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#1
What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A fence.
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#2
I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.
Must be some kind of milestone.
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#3
What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally?
Several thousand yards of white fabric.
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#4
You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing?
That's me. I am that cow.
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#5
Matthew 11, Luke 9 and John 12...
...are just three of the boys Father O'Reilly has to stay at least 50 yards from.
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#6
Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence
If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me
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#7
Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it
landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown.
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#8
If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap?
You tell me and we'll both know.
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#9
I use Google Earth to see which
yards have milkshakes.
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#10
Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to
keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances.
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#11
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground.
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#12
Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ?
Because it is an acre.
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#13
I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump
But I don't see any walls around them.
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#14
Did you hear about those chicken proof yards?
They're impeckable.
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#15
I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy.
I'll go the whole three yards.
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#16
"Ok just so I'm clear on this - this dog can bark for 11 hrs straight & only poops in other people's yards?
I'll take it!" - my neighbor
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#17
I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right
in the back of the head form 20 yards
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#18
What is the stretchiest substance known to man?
Human flesh, because in the bible it says that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked 100 yards.
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#19
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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#20
Q: What is the range of a tuba?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
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