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Yorker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of yorker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab
without an argument a bank has just been robbed
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#2
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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#3
In New York, yelling at someone is demeaning
it's de meaning of being a New Yorker!
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#4
Three New Yorkers are sitting at a bar...
I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about being from New York.
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#5
How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?
Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.
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#6
An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch.
A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, "Have you lived here all your life." "Not yet."
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#7
At this point, the only reason I still get
The New Yorker is to impress my mailman.
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#8
Why are New Yorkers so depressed??
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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#9
What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
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#10
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
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#11
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. They can go through 110 stories in five seconds.
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#12
Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes.
The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny.
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#13
NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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#14
Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?
For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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#15
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
[Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
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#16
Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch
of people at his wife's office Christmas party.
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#17
A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the
Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!
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#18
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Mind yer own fuckin' business!
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#19
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
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#20
"What are all those wires?" "My wireless
internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)
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Yorker Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and yorker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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