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#1
[Job interview] "What are your strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily.
"Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
#2
TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too!
HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours? T: i was born with it HC: *scoff* ok princess
#3
The anti pick-up line.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face" I'd love to hear some of yours.
#4
CUTE GIRL: [motioning to my dog] is he yours?
ME: no, he's adopted
#5
What cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese.
#6
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours...
Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!
#7
A woman's heart is as tender, vulnerable and fragile as a man's balls.
Don't break hers and she won't break yours.
#8
"If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back it's yours" - Inventors of boomerangs
#9
Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?
It could be ~~yours~~ your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
#10
Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's
house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.
#11
I found a dog (no joke).
If he's yours let me know. Male german shepherd. I am teaching him how to use a gun and drive a motorcycle.
#12
Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up
when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
#13
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Someone else's cheese.
#14
Farts are like kids.
You love yours, but other people's are unbearable.
#15
A little boy and a little girl are having a bath...
When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. "Can I touch it?" She asks him. "No! You already broke yours off!"
#16
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
#17
me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the
rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours
#18
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
#19
Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
#20
tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost
a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
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