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#1
What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?
Grandparents.
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#2
Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations.
So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind.
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#3
I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed!
It's inconceivable!
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#4
What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?
Abstinence.
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#5
What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?
Grandma and grandpa.
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#6
I once threw an abstinence party...
And no one came. Edit: grammar.
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#7
I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school.
It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
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#8
Absence makes the heart grow fonder...
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger.
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#9
Yeah?
Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary.
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#10
What is your preferred type of birth control?
"Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
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#11
If a porn star takes a vacation, Do they
consider it a leave of abstinence?
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#12
How is God just like a regular man?
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
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#13
If your method of birth control is abstinence...
...and you miss a day, you might be in trouble.
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#14
George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence
education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
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#15
What is the bird synonymous
with abstinence The Swallow
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#16
My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence.
Thank God.
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#17
I'm practicing emotional abstinence
I haven't given a fuck in years
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#18
So I went to an abstinence conference the other day...
All we did was wait
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#19
Abstinence makes the
church grow fondlers
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#20
Abstinence-only education...
Was the first time I got screwed.
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