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#1
A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive.
That's nuts!
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#2
Acorns must come from France.
That would explain the tiny berets.
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#3
I left some acorns in the spot where I killed a squirrel because I'm thoughtful.
Also because a gang of squirrels burned a cross in my yard.
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#4
I once caught my ex-girlfriend putting acorns into her vagina...
She was fucking nuts.
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#5
What do you plant ...
What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and acorns jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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