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#1
The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal.
More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter.
#2
Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson?
Word is they needed a switch hitter...
#3
In light of recent events...
...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter.
#4
[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer...
But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)
#5
I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...
Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
#6
Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball?
He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter.
#7
Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson?
They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter.
#8
If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat?
Switch Hitter
#9
Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes.
Easy enough, eh?
#10
How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?
More than you can shake a stick at
#11
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian
Peterson They needed a good switch hitter.
#12
So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams...
A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter...
#13
Adrian Peterson got a new job...
he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new "switch hitter"
#14
First, Ray Rice.
Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
#15
With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap!
They would be a good one two punch!
#16
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
#17
Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB?
Apparently he's one hell of a switch hitter.
#18
The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...
...he gets to spend more time with the kids.
#19
If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball.
Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!
#20
Ray Rice.
Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.
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