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Amount Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amount jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I eat things based on the amount
of dishes I have to use.
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#2
Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?
Because Missouri loves company
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#3
What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
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#4
How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta.
Step 2: Wrong.
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#5
If I had a dollar everytime I saw a hipster...
I'd have an obscure amount
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#6
(Wedding) Priest: They've written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful
vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount
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#7
How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time?
By telling them to get out of the trench
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#8
The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told
it, "You'll never amount to anything!"
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#9
"He's gone too far." "He crossed the line between science & ethics." "He's
playing God." -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets
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#10
Studies have shown there is a direct correlation between a woman's
insecurity and the amount of selfies she posts each day.
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#11
The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively
cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song.
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#12
Ireland has an abnormally low amount of children with
down syndrome Because they ate all the potatoes
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#13
Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores.
On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low.
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#14
Canadians have to stick together.
Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.
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#15
Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex.
Same amount of heat, none of the meat.
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#16
It turns out that 3 is the amount of times you can suck on your dentist's
finger before she stops believing that you're doing it accidentally.
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#17
The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far "There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here.
It's been at least seven who has waved at me."
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#18
He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands.
The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words.
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#19
A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio
As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too.
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#20
I need hug(e amount
of money).
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