What Are Appointment Jokes?
Appointment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of appointment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do?
Make a vet appointment for both of you.
#2
This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment.
I'll be back in an hour.
#3
I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words.
"Violent when disappointed," I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday.
#4
Why do french doctors always book followup appointments?
Because they have a knack for retreat-ing
#5
A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts "Doctor, you have to help me!
I think I'm invisible." The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says "I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."
#6
[interview for doctor's office receptionist] "Can you schedule appointments and be friendly" Yes.
"Sorry we're looking for the opposite"
#7
I called my hospital to make an appointment today.
The person who picked up answered, "Urology department, can you please hold?"
#8
What time should you book dental appointments for?
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
#9
I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction The girl at the
desk (checking the calendar) "ok, let's see if we can get you in.." I said, "exactly."
#10
I called a dentist..
I: I would like an appointment. Dentist: Sure, what time would you like to come. I: Two thirty.
#11
I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery...
...but the doctor left me hangin'
#12
What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?
Tooth hurty.
#13
Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?
Because of an inconvenient tooth.
#14
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment!
#15
Just remember Mom, you can't spell "disappointment" without "appointment"
which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview.
#16
I made an appointment for laser hair removal then
remembered that I don't have any laser hair.
#17
A man had an appointment at the sperm bank.
He never came.
#18
[Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this.
*gets up and leaves and goes to work*
#19
What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?
Tooth hurty.
#20
Insanity?
Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, " I can see your nuts"
Why People Enjoy Appointment Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and appointment jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love appointment jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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