What Are Ariel Jokes?
Ariel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ariel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?
She grew out of her B - shells!
#2
Why Does Ariel wear seashells?
Because she can't fit into D-shells
#3
My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish...
I said; "Yes, Ariel, it does."
#4
Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs.
Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD.
#5
What's the National Vegetable of Israel?
Ariel Sharon
#6
[Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] "There
can only be one socially awkward Princess," she vows savagely.
#7
When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric...
is that Fellate Of Fish?
#8
A Disney joke not for the kids "How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?" 20?
"Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
#9
Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
#10
Ariel: "But I love him, daddy!" *sobs as King Tritan
rips her iPhone away and unfollows PrinceEric69*
#11
LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!!
ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*
#12
ok, i'm calling bullshit on
Ariel singing underwater
#13
Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract.
You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.
#14
Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because she can't fit into D shells
#15
All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too.
More like keeping up with the Karsplashians.
#16
~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel....
We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*
#17
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?
He was just chasing tail.
#18
I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate
a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.
#19
[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin!
Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.
#20
Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds
answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories.
Why People Enjoy Ariel Jokes
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Another reason people love ariel jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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