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What Are Arm Jokes?

Arm Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of arm jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?
Bernie.
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#2
Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm.
It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant.
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#3
I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the
loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand
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#4
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?
Russel.
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#5
What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire?
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
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#6
Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym.
I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War.
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#7
The year is 2316.
Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies.
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#8
Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel?
What a cleverdick...
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#9
Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms?
She was adding incest to injury.
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#10
I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one
to shoot of both his arms but still...
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#11
Why did Sally fall off her swing?
Because she had no arms
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#12
What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?
Thalidomide
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#13
What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
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#14
Cop : HANDS IN THE AIR!
Me: *drunk, starts flailing arms* Cop: NO, NOT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
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#15
Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands
with other guys while staring into their eyes.
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#16
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?
Phil
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#17
Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
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#18
On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex.
I have a short arm.
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#19
Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm?
How? He had elbow-a
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#20
My grandfather came back from the war...
...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and arm jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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