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Armed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of armed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed...
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#2
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
You wave :)
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#3
Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?
It was armed.
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#4
How does an octopus go to war?
Armed.
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#5
Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded
ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet
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#6
I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.
It's shift work.
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#7
how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
you wave at her.
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#8
Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall...
Fucker still shot me!
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#9
A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her...
They say to her "don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."
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#10
[being robbed] Me: careful..
I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun
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#11
Armadillo The world needs
more armed dillos.
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#12
TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town.
I called him a tourist.
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#13
Why was the couch afraid of the chair?
The chair was armed.
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#14
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Armed.
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#15
At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,"I'm
finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."
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#16
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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#17
What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?
You wave!
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#18
Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!!
ba dum dum
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#19
Armed assault on the banter
convention Shots fired.
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#20
How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?
Wave to him!
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