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#1
Wife: "I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
I'm leaving you." Me: "You'll be back."
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#2
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman...
they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<
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#3
Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes
up on easter morning...
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#4
The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one.
The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs.
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#5
Arnold's new tell all book.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book.
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#6
A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician.
When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach
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#7
"Pasta la veista, baby"
-Arnold Schwarzenoodles
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#8
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house?
He's her ex-terminator
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#9
did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human
before he became a drink made by Arizona
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#10
BOSS: why are you so late?
ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time
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#11
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: "I bet I know
what your favourite holiday is." He said: "You've got to love Easter, baby."
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#12
So Arnold Schwarzenegger opened a pest control business...
Because he was already an Ex Terminator.
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#13
Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson?
Michael Wasanigger
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#14
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?
I'll be Bach
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#15
Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade
to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby.
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#16
I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger
Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger
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#17
How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?
"It's not a tuba!"
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#18
Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7.
He said I still love vista, baby
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#19
What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?
I'll be Bach.
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#20
I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to work in pest control.
He's gonna be an ex-terminator.
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