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#1
Why is it that every time I get ahead in life
someone arrests me for grave-robbing?
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#2
A female officer arrests a drunk.
She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Boobs."
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#3
How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
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#4
Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them?
Juantanamo
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#5
If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you...
Would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?
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#6
Birds do it & no one bats an eye.
One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations.
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#7
Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests
me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn
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#8
Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape?
Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up.
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#9
Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life.
Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946.
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#10
A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party.
The man nervously replies "the same as yours comrade" The soldier then arrests him for sedition.
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