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#1
What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works.
Typo Brahe.
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#2
What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?
"Hubble, Hubble."
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#3
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
**They planet.**
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#4
Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?
He just needed some space.
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#5
Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the
earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day.
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#6
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day.
I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate
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#7
Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
He wanted to see stars during the day.
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#8
Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching?
They're hoping for meatier showers
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#9
What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?
A Quasar-dilla.
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#10
You say pervert with a telescope.
I say biological astronomer.
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#11
A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke...
I didn't get it, it was way above my head.
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#12
Lock an astronomer in a basement...
and they'll go star craving mad.
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#13
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education.
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#14
What is an astronomer's favorite drink?
*Star*bucks. [Sorry.](https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)
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#15
Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?
He was following the Tsar.
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#16
What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope?
I wanna see Uranus.
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#17
How do astronomers plan a party?
they planet.
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#18
Have you heard about the recent discovery about that moon of Jupiter?
Although it is very exciting, astronomers maintain that its Loki.
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#19
What do they call a Polish astronomer?
Copernicus.
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#20
Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet Insert death threats below
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