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Australia Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of australia jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today...
...It is already tomorrow in Australia.
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#2
British men is visiting Australia.
Learn: The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."
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#3
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.
You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
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#4
Our new IT guy moved here from Australia...
He comes from a LAN down under.
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#5
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !
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#6
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?
Big holes all over Australia!
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#7
TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when
you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back
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#8
What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?
Aussie Aus-born.
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#9
I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo.
I said "That's Aboriginal."
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#10
Guy in USA:(phone) you ready?
Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!
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#11
The boomerang is Australia's chief
export (and then import)
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#12
What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?
He re-peeled it.
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#13
There better be a martial arts tournament
in Australia called Mortal Wombat
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#14
The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane.
The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.
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#15
Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in
Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps
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#16
A fruit probably wouldn't travel
to Australia But a veggie might
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#17
#1 Joke Voted by Australia
My life
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#18
My friend told me that he saw a bowl so big that it was the size of Australia.
Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia? Australia.
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#19
Regarding the change of pm in Australia...
Thought that it was abbot time it changed since it turn-ed blue for Tony ... I'll see myself out
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#20
Some sad news from Australia...
the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
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