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What Are Auto Jokes?

Auto Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of auto jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright
calm your tits i wasn't that shocked.
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#2
I misspelled "marriage" and Auto Correct changed it to
"mirage." What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?
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#3
Well thank you auto correct for changing "I wish you were here" to "I wish you were her".
I didn't wanna have sex anyways.
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#4
What is called when an insurance company assesses a totaled car?
An auto-topsy
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#5
Stupid funny One time Back when I use to be an auto mechanic I drove around in an Italian car.
The car kept telling me to add oil but I never did and one day the car exploded killing every body.
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#6
The 15YO turns 16 today.
Getting him a cake in the shape of a massive increase in our auto insurance premiums.
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#7
You know, one day auto correct will completely
collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!
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#8
[Auto-shop class] "Cody, for the last time, it's still a carburetor
even when it's in a van" *raises hand* "Or a truck" *lowers hand*
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#9
#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her
to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto.
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#10
I'd really, really love to adopt a kid some day.
Abort* Sorry, I hate auto correct.
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#11
I'm no auto mechanic but I'm pretty good at letting people who
drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
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#12
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today.
I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
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#13
You auto complete
me.
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#14
I feel like auto-correct should know by now that
I'd never ask anyone to "jazz" all over my face.
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#15
Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?
Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us
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#16
If your phone auto corrects "fuck" to "duck," it's okay to keep it...
It's still fowl language.
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#17
A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man
behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says "Yup seems like a fair trade to me."
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#18
So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too.
Keep out those merpeople!
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#19
Auto correct can go
straight to He'll
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#20
My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin.
So now I worship Kevin.
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What are the best Auto Jokes?
Our collection features 147 Auto Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Auto Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Auto Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Auto Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Auto Jokes are available?
We currently have 147 Auto Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Auto Jokes?
Auto Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Auto Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and auto jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love auto jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Auto Jokes to share?
A good auto jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Auto Jokes safe for all ages?
Most auto jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Auto Jokes?
auto jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Auto Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Auto Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new auto jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Auto Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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