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Avocados Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of avocados jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I love avocados in my salad I would go buy
some right now, but I don't have a car doe
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#2
What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole
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#3
Avocados by Dre.
$79.99 each.
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#4
What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?
Guac-A-Mole.
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#5
What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 avocados?
A guacamole.
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#6
Cop: You there!
Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!
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#7
It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for
about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages
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#8
What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?
GuacaMole!
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#9
Why did the elephant paint his balls green?
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
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#10
I'm not religious, but avocados are
proof of a benevolent creator.
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#11
Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges.
And that's it.
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#12
Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big
cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken...
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#13
Two avocados were crossing the road...
.. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!
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#14
Where do avocados come from?
Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much...
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#15
Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes?
He developed guacoma
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