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Babysitter Jokes

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#1
Kid: Are you the babysitter?
Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I'll be watching you. It'll be fun! Kid: *horrified*
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#2
LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER
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#3
My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter...
I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids...
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#4
I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've
coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter.
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#5
me: how much per hour?
babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years
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#6
My clients have a 86% survival rate, which
makes me an above-average babysitter.
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#7
Pretty sure Tiger is wasting valuable babysitter
fucking time with this press conference.
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#8
You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, "Quit juggling babies Steve.
You're the worst babysitter ever!"
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#9
Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex
isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad.
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#10
Sort of embarrassing when the babysitter shows up,
and I don't have kids, and then it's $300 an hour.
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#11
Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
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#12
9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters
9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children
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#13
I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids.
So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.
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#14
Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
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#15
"And then she kissed the frog and saw him turn into a prince, because
kissing frogs makes you hallucinate." -me as a babysitter
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#16
It's hard to find a good babysitter who
doesn't mind being paid in heroin.
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#17
how did the Russian babysitter win the race?
She got ahead LOL
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#18
Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you
go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it.
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#19
Little Sally walks into the kitchen and finds a naked guy there.
"Are you the new babysitter?" she asks. "No I am the new motherfucker." the man replies.
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#20
*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter
*calls to check on the sitter
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