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Badge Jokes

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What Are Badge Jokes?

Badge Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of badge jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Where do you hide after killing a black person?
Behind a badge
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#2
In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun.
If you pass the test, you don't get the job.
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#3
Where do you hide after killing a black person?
behind a badge
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#4
How did the badge get away with murder?
He pinned it on someone else.
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#5
It's like my uncle always said: "The day I can't do my job
drunk..." "...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."
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#6
Where do you hide if you kill a black man?
Behind a badge.
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#7
What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?
A CABBAGE!
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#8
With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest
way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge
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#9
Google News now awards "Badges" for viewing stories.
Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!
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#10
"Oh shit I murdered someone" "You should turn yourself into the police"
"Great idea!" *puts on badge and hat* "Looks like a suicide to me"
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#11
"POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP." Show me a badge.
*cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. "Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."
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#12
Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout,
let your sash full of badges do the talkin.
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#13
When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my
gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever.
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#14
Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime.
They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!
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#15
[Checking in at Comic Con] Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay?
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
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#16
Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun.
He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?
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#17
Where's the best place to hide after a murder?
Behind a badge
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#18
Captain: You're suspended.
Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop.
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#19
How do I know you're not a cop?
"If I was a cop, how would I have this?" *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
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#20
Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun.
He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.
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Badge Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Badge Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and badge jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most badge jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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