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Banjo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of banjo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the banjo player get into heaven?
The devil has standards.
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#2
If I lived in Alabama, I'd name
my daughter, 'Banjo-lina".
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#3
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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#4
If you throw a banjo and accordian off a tall building, which one hits the ground first...
Who cares?
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#5
Perfect pitch is...
...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo.
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#6
What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
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#7
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!
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#8
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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#9
If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo?
Racist
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#10
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
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#11
What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?
His mandolin.
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#12
[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe?
"banjo" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]
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#13
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie
...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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#14
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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#15
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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#16
TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time.
Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.
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#17
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it.
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#18
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
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#19
What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?
Amanda Lynn
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#20
What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?
A tattoo.
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