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Based Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of based jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during
the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange...
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#2
Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now
know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER.
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#3
Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump...
It's called President Evil.
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#4
Lost my car keys so I'm forcing the guy at Home Depot to
make me new ones based on what I remember about them.
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#5
What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?
Ricesis
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#6
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features,
like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'.
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#7
Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on
10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching
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#8
If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald.
We Need Ronald Mc'Donald.
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#9
I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua.
Won't yellow fever be a problem?
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#10
Based on the reaction of the pharmacist who just sold me cold pills,
I need to work on my "I'm not going to make meth with these" smile.
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#11
My company issues user id's to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name.
I feel sorry for my new coworker Tim Watson.
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#12
A friend sent me a gif of LA traffic Took me about a day to realise it was a pic.
(based on a submission on reddit some time ago) Also, this joke is shit, i get that.
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#13
You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone
is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.
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#14
Can I just get a degree based on
how many song lyrics I know?
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#15
Did you hear Justin Timberlake is making a new song based on Oscar Pistorious?
It's called Cry Me A Reeva
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#16
Technology.( Based on true events) My apple watch reminded me to
take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip.
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#17
Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy.
They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung.
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#18
I got sacked from the dodgems.
I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal.
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#19
I'm going to the grocery store where I'll try to get the cashier
to call 911 based only on the items I'm purchasing.
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#20
My decision to have kids was based solely on the fact that I was so tired
of seeing movies in their entirety & craved constant interruption.
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