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#1
how does a bakery know when to make more bread?
on a knead the dough basis
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#2
What do I have in common with middle Eastern women?
We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits..
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#3
I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK...
...I only do it for shits and giggles.
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#4
A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis.
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#5
2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever.
He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10.
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#6
Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing
10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis
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#7
Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight?
They're no longer on a first-name basis.
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#8
Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about
who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis.
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#9
How does the basis of all TIFU's start....
by doing what you see on reddit.
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#10
7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete
basis for the Mexican-Food Space
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#11
I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis...
apparently women get called faggot A LOT.
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#12
What do you call a man who repeatedly stabs his raisin bran on a daily basis?
A cereal killer
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#13
bakers trade recipes on
a knead-to-know basis
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#14
How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis?
A shit ton.
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#15
how does a bakery know when to make more bread?
on a knead the dough basis.
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#16
I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story
as a kid, on a basis of "the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."
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#17
Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?
Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
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#18
I know Madonna, on a
first name basis.
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#19
The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread.
He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis.
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#20
Bakers trade bread recipes...
on a knead-to-know basis.
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