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Bitch Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bitch jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig?
Apparently Cameroon's dick.
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#2
Yo Mama is old I told her to act
her age and the bitch died
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#3
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."
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#4
I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk.
Then I drop by later and yell, "Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!".
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#5
One day long, long ago...
...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and just for that one day. The End.
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#6
If you throw acid on a basic
bitch does she become salt?
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#7
I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch.
I said, "Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."
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#8
Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really?
I think that's a hyperbola
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#9
I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today.....
That bitch was seeing somebody else.
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#10
[DIY] How to turn your dishwasher into
a snowblower Buy the bitch a shovel
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#11
What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song?
MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way.
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#12
How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
**None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*
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#13
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but getting them in there is a bitch!
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#14
What do you call a Clinton with no legs?
Doesn't matter. She won't come. Edit: oops, wrong type of Bitch.
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#15
Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless,
you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich.
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#16
I asked the cashier for a kitkat chunky She turned around and selected a kitkat chunky from the shelf and then handed it to me.
I replied: "I wanted a regular kitkat you fat bitch."
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#17
My roommate and I don't get along.
It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch.
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#18
I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day...
... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls.
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#19
A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners...
On the way out the lady at the counter says "Come again!" The blonder replies "No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"
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#20
What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7?
A basic bitch.
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