What Are Blade Jokes?
Blade Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blade jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
ahhh.
this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop.
#2
If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely
sheath your blade and change the subject.
#3
For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them.
These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
#4
Say "Rise up lights" in your normal speaking voice.
. . You just said "Razor blades" with an Australian accent.
#5
Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?
Because he's the Blade Runner.
#6
Ants can lift 20 times their bodyweight which is really helpful
if you ever need help moving a single blade of grass.
#7
Hmmm, why don't we try reincarnation.
Here, take this razor blade and I'll leave you alone for a few moments... -me as a therapist
#8
Wanna hear a joke?
Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword.
#9
Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass?
Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
#10
My wife's celebrity "free pass" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because
yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade.
#11
If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end,
you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft.
#12
October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal.
Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
#13
I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy
this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
#14
Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know
they don't use those razor blades to shave
#15
What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon?
Auschwitz blade!
#16
i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard.
what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos.
#17
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades.
Wait til spring Enjoy
#18
Say "raise up lights" out loud.
You just said "razor blades" with an Australian accent.
#19
Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?
I wasn't a big fan of the idea
#20
Movie joke: Sling Blade "Two fellers was peein' off a bridge.
One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."
Why People Enjoy Blade Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and blade jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love blade jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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