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BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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#2
Two blondes walk into a building...
You'd think one of em would have seen it! Ba dum tss
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#3
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
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#4
What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
They pull up their pants.
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#5
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
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#6
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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#7
What do tornadoes and blondes have in common?
When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too.
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#8
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeup.
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#9
Two blondes standing either side of a river, the first blonde shouts to the other "How
do you get to the other side?" the other replies "You're on the other side, stupid!"
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#10
Why can't blondes finish software updates?
They can never find the "any" key.
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#11
2 blondes are on their way to Disneyland...
they see a sign reading "Disneyland left". So they cried a bit and headed home.
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#12
Three blondes walk into a bar You would think
at least one of them would have seen it.
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#13
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To see if blondes have more fun.
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#14
Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to find in the dark.
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#15
Three blondes walk into a building....
You'd think that one of them might have saw [seen] it.
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#16
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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#17
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
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#18
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?
While the crowd was doing the wave two blondes drowned.
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#19
Why do blondes have big belly buttons?
Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]
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#20
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
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