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What Are Boat Jokes?

Boat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of boat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter.
How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
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#2
Three men are on a boat.
They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
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#3
My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.
It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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#4
What does a pirate do for entertainment?
Whatever floats his boat.
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#5
Trump & Hillary are on a boat.
The boat sinks, who survives? The United States.
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#6
Post and Repost were sitting in a boat.
Post fell out, so who was left?
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#7
You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after?
I'm like that with beds.
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#8
i did it God!
i finaly got 2 of evry animal NOAH.THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE *noah looks at boat full of dead animals* do u kno how long this took
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#9
English ships start with HMS, United states with USS...
what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'
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#10
Where does a psychologist keep his boat?
on a Freudian Slip
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#11
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?
Skip
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#12
What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
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#13
What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?
A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.
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#14
[Desert island] Me: JANE!
Jane: What? M: It's a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
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#15
Noah: A boat?
God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone.
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#16
What's a blind man doing on a boat?
Waiting for a bus.
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#17
Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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#18
How do you get pikachu on to a boat?
You pokemon
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#19
If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives?
America
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#20
There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea.
One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned.
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Boat Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and boat jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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