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Bond Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bond jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?
Because they're diene
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#2
Viagra, it won't make you James Bond...
But it will make you Roger Moore.
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#3
Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
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#4
James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
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#5
BAD COP: Throw the book at him.
GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12
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#6
A lot of people cry when they chop onions.
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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#7
What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
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#8
If you're wondering about who the oldest James
Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
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#9
James Bond walks into a bar...
James Bond walks into a bar. Michael J. Fox is the bartender. James Bond says "I'll have a martini." He does not need to specify.
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#10
I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond...
It's a chemical agent.
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#11
What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?
An Amoeba.
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#12
Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
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#13
What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
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#14
What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?
James
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#15
What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
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#16
"The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word.
If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."
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#17
James Bond is my favorite
drunk, horny murderer.
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#18
what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement?
Old Spyce.
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#19
There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high
school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.
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#20
What is the favorite sex position of James Bond?
69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**.
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