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Bourne Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bourne jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne.
I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law.
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#2
I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since.
I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.
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#3
I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan.
I'm finally battling my Damons.
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#4
I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom
Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons.
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#5
Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie?
Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
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#6
I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown...
...could it be Bourne and Bread?
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#7
I'm the Jason Bourne of avoiding
people I know at Starbucks.
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#8
Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie.
I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again
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#9
I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room..
I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers.
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#10
I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley.
After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons.
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#11
Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne?
It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted
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#12
TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ.
Bourne is the King of Israel!
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#13
What do you call a baby Matt Damon?
A new-Bourne
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#14
My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.
Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.
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