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Breakup Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of breakup jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the square breakup with the circle?
She wasn't edgy enough!
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#2
What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
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#3
Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?
Because they were tailor made for it.
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#4
Sorry to hear about your breakup.
If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you.
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#5
Breakups is just a fancy name for what
happens when men win arguments.
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#6
Why do people say its not you...
it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
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#7
My ex-girlfriend was a slut.
She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please.
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#8
Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone
yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side.
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#9
Soldier had his dominant hand blown off Guess
you could say it was an explosive breakup
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#10
Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting
whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters
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#11
Breakup?
I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet.
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#12
For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant
little voice whispering "Do something stupid to your hair."
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#13
Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside
have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door.
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#14
What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup?
I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday.
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#15
A banker friend of mine had a breakup
recently He lost interest.
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#16
Breakups are worst in China....
... Wherever you go you see his/her face.
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#17
Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?
You have to drop the bomb twice
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#18
Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
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#19
[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance!
M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
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#20
Practiced my breakup on my cats last
night and today they are gone.
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