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#1
Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India?
...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!
#2
Queer Irishman Sean: Did ya here the one about the queer Irishman?
Brian: No. Sean: Seems he was spotted leaving the pub at 11 o'clock with a girl. Brian: So? Sean: Closing time's one.
#3
What does a dyslexic zombie eat?
Brians.
#4
What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
#5
My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great!
None have been shot down so far!
#6
If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community...
that would be a "reservation reservation reservation" ~ Brian Regan
#7
Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams walk into a bar Well not necessarily a bar
per se and they didn't actually walk in and they weren't together...Ok I made it all up
#8
What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie?
Get Smart
#9
Losing game pieces sucks...
Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian..
#10
Poor Brain...
It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not.
#11
This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally
marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian.
#12
"And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a
story about jumping off a bridge too?"-- Teen Brian Williams' mother
#13
Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v.
: "In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11.
#14
RIP to my good friend Brian...
...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(
#15
If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve...
....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan
#16
Brain walks into a bar.
or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed.
#17
Woah!
Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash.
#18
What do dyslexic zombies want to eat?
Brians
#19
What do zombies with dyslexia eat?
Brians.
#20
What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
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