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What Are Budget Jokes?

Budget Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of budget jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested
millennial' for Halloween this year.
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#2
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
"What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
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#3
Husband to daughter's boyfriend...
..."Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."
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#4
I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before
a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.
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#5
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't Budget<drops mic> Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem.
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#6
I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween...
...but a fat suit is out of my budget.
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#7
Do girls budget their tears so they don't
dehydrate & other legitimate questions
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#8
What do you call a budget circumcision?
A rip off.
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#9
Margaret Thatcher has only been in hell for half a day...
...but she's already sorted out Satan's budget deficit, busted up the demons' union and made Hitler cry during a debate.
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#10
An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn't budget,
but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good.
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#11
I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi
action movie: "In space no one can hear you tweet."
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#12
TIL that soldiers in Vietnam ate small amounts of C4 plastic explosive to get high.
No wonder the US defense budget blew up so quickly.
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#13
The light at the end of the tunnel has
been turned off due to budget cuts.
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#14
How to make-out - 1.
Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father
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#15
I just did my budget for August.
If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here.
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#16
Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.
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#17
my accountant: look at ur currently monthly budget: RENT: $800 GAS:
$200 CHEEZ-ITS: $2,750 me: ur right, i need a cheaper place.
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#18
While we frantically work to solve the budget crisis, a much bigger threat looms.
Cats are running out of funny photo poses.
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#19
What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production?
Scrub-a-dub-dub.
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#20
I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on the advertising
budget of an insurance company on any given weekend in the fall.
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