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Calculator Jokes

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What Are Calculator Jokes?

Calculator Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calculator jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
George Ezra must really love his calculator if he wrote a song about it.
*Cassy O'*
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#2
I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then
I thought who care how many pockets I have
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#3
There's a spider on my calculator.
Must be an arachnerd.
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#4
There's just 1 thing u can count on: fingers.
And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four.
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#5
ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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#6
Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator?
He worked it out with a pencil
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#7
30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing
why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed.
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#8
The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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#9
Why are calculators grey and boring?
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
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#10
What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?
A puff-adder
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#11
My calculator sucks It always
gives me the wrong answer
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#12
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
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#13
I just called one ex a calculator and another a potential murder victim
so if you're looking for metaphors, I'm probably the grapefruit.
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#14
"You have to be pretty bad at math to use a calculator to check
3rd grade homework." -My smartass kid to me just now.
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#15
The funniest thing about being sober is to realize you were so drunk
last night you were tweeting all night with a calculator.
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#16
My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was...
My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses.
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#17
The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people
in life that actually made something that counts.
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#18
Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all?
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
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#19
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
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#20
Please don't tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn't really an iPad.
He'd be crushed to learn his dad lied to him.
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Most Calculator Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Calculator Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Calculator Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and calculator jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most calculator jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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calculator jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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