What Are Cave Jokes?
Cave Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cave jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A Limerick There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave, He said
"It's disgusting", But she only needs dusting, Just think of the money I'll save!
#2
[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls!
They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son.
#3
Two cavemen in the Ice Age are in their cave.
One has a philosophical moment pop into his mind. He then says "what is *UP*?". The next caveman says "I don't know, just chilling what's up with you?".
#4
What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?
Camenbert
#5
Superman: I hate your Bat Cave!
I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile
#6
I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early.
But he kept his Word.
#7
The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in
reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden.
#8
What do basic cave bitches wear?
UGGA Boots
#9
Dating must've been so easy for cavemen.
This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
#10
[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me!
Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]
#11
mean while, while you were "Gaming ", i tasted 100 different wines
in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms
#12
Q.
What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
#13
Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk?
One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up. (heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!
#14
Limerick I learnt at my all boys school There once was a man name of 'Dave' who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She started to stink, and was no longer pink, but think of the money he saved!
#15
"Man cave" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language,
except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument
#16
Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??
#17
Why did the pedophile go into the cave?
He was looking for miners.
#18
So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.
I decided to write it in A flat minor.
#19
*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope
"You are weak willed and lack conviction"
#20
What do you call a wandering cave man?
A meanderthal.
Why People Enjoy Cave Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cave jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love cave jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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