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Cease Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cease jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur
body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality
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#2
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
A cease and desist.
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#3
You talk when you cease to be
at peace with your thoughts.
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#4
Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my
hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle.
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#5
What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?
An exor-*cease and desist*.
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#6
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver's seat and the center console
in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
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#7
A mug of beer walks into a bar...
The bartender sees him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve alcoholic drinks here." A rift in the space-time continuum is created as the bar ceases to exist.
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#8
My son just chewed gum during his entire bath.
I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney.
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#9
Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me.
Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape.
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#10
Facts do not cease to exist
because they are ignored.
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#11
I hate when the urinal auto-flushes while I'm still using it.
Did I just cease to exist? Am I back now? If not, where am I peeing?
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#12
how do you cease chritianiny from
existing stop having children
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#13
Instagram is experiencing difficulties.
Until further notice, please cease visually chronicling the tedious mundanities of your life.
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#14
The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La.
Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me.
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#15
The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist.
That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot.
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#16
Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM
and seek to protect my trademark from infringement.
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#17
[love making] Her: [leans in] "do that thing you know
I like." [i cease to exist] Her: "yeah baby."
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#18
Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?
Billable vowels.
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