What Are Charge Jokes?
Charge Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of charge jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner?
Sectional assualt.
#2
Why Don't Jews Like Ions?
They prefer their molecules free of charge.
#3
An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you?
No charge."
#4
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. "What do I owe ya?" asks the neutron. "For you? No charge."
#5
I gave away all of my dead
batteries Free of charge.
#6
Jared of Subway fame's house was raided for investigation of child porn charges.....
I found it surprising, as Jared seems to prefer footlongs.
#7
Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?
Because there'd be no charge.
#8
Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of planning, yoda was.
#9
Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges.
I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going...
#10
Who died and left the US in charge?
Hitler.
#11
Word meanings: Slut: A prostitute that doesn't charge.
Prostitute: A clever slut!
#12
I named my phone "The Titanic...." So when I plug
it in to charge it says, "The Titanic is syncing"
#13
When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack...
...is it a charge charge charge?
#14
How did people charge their phones before electricity?
They didn't...!
#15
It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because
if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house.
#16
Jared to plead guilty to charges.
Sorry wrong sub.
#17
eating ice cream after working out
so my body knows who's in charge
#18
the guy in charge of namimg the bagpipes definitly
just took one look at it and gave up
#19
A neutron walks into a bar...
and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
#20
Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a "take charge kind of guy"
is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal.
Why People Enjoy Charge Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and charge jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love charge jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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