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Checks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of checks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A photon checks into a hotel...
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: "No, I'm traveling light"
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#2
So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns
to Mary and says, "You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"
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#3
*eats one piece of lettuce*
checks for abs
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#4
Friend: What time is it?
Me: (pulls out phone, checks Twitter and Facebook notifications, puts phone away) Friend: Well? Me: Well what?
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#5
Two blondes are driving.
The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
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#6
Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN
DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
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#7
Guy checks into a hotel with his family..
He goes up to the desk clerk and says, "I hope the porn here is disabled.." The clerk is shocked and responds, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"
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#8
*Checks out grocery item* Grocery
item: "I have a boyfriend."
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#9
Just donated a kidney.
Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box.
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#10
Elderly man gets his prostate checked As the Dr.
Checks with out hesitation the elderly man asks Sandusky that you.
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#11
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, It's the year of the snake !!!
I'm still keep accidentally writing Dragon on all my checks.
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#12
Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter
Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne
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#13
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any
help with his luggage "No, I'm travelling light" \[]/
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#14
At the IRS audit IRS: According to your tax return you claim got money for nothin' & checks for free.
Taxpayer: Am I in trouble for that? IRS: We'd say you're in dire straits.
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#15
What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
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#16
A Photon Checks into a hotel...
The bellhop ask, "can I help you with your luggage?" It replies, "I don't have any, I'm traveling light."
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#17
There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction.
It checks homogloben levels.
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#18
*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks
again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
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#19
*checks watch* *gets up off toilet*
I don't have time for this shit
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#20
[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents
burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY
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Why People Enjoy Checks Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and checks jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most checks jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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checks jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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