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What Are Chess Jokes?

Chess Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of chess jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do Australians take forever to play chess?
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
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#2
Do you know why the white moves first in Chess?
Because if the black moves first, the police will shoot them
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#3
Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead.
And most people want to be white.
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#4
What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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#5
My Czech mate is surprisingly
bad at chess.
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#6
My computer beat me at chess, but it
was no match for me at kick boxing.
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#7
[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside.
punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way
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#8
What is the worst piece in undersea chess?
The prawn.
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#9
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two.
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#10
For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece
of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun.
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#11
Being the first to move in chess.
It's a white privilege.
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#12
Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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#13
*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's
ear on a chess tournament*
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#14
The first rule of Alzheimers club,
Is don't talk about chess club
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#15
In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say "What clever dog!" But man say: "No, no, he isn't so clever.
I am lead by three game to one!"
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#16
The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club?
The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club.
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#17
What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess?
Your Czech mate
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#18
Two hillbillies were
playing chess..
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#19
I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them.
-Emo Phillips
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#20
I'm playing chess against my gardener.
Your move, Jesus.
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