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Children Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of children jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
In my free time I help blind children I usually find
throwing pencils is the most efficient method
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#2
Why did the priest cross the road ??
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
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#3
When people ask, "Don't I know you from somewhere?", I reply "Yes,
we were best friends as children until you murdered my puppy."
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#4
How is Santa like a paedophile?
They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks.
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#5
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland.
Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com
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#6
Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children.
They get their presents from Satan.
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#7
They were the type of children who would kill both parents and
make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans.
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#8
We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes
by having naturally ugly children.
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#9
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't raining.
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#10
In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first?
So that men can think for a solution in silence.
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#11
Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic
and unhealthy body image for your children.
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#12
they say a camera adds 5 pounds.
that being the case, do african children even exist?
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#13
Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa.
It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.
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#14
No matter how kind you are, German
children will always be kinder.
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#15
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
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#16
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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#17
I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween..
I don't know but they love that candy
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#18
"They say children learn by example, even for potty training." -I explain
to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn
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#19
I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson
has had two children and didn't name either one "Homer"
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#20
What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?
Infant children.
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