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What Are Cigar Jokes?

Cigar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cigar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed...
When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
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#2
I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition.
. . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar.
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#3
Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?
A Walken humidor.
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#4
Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day
chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut
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#5
Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and
started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru.
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#6
Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same?
They both taste like my dad's approval.
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#7
If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you
use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life.
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#8
Did ya hear Monica Lewinsky has figured out how to make a million dollars?
She's gonna market her own line of cigar cutters
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#9
No wonder my cigar tastes funny.
It's just a really old hot dog.
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#10
What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?
Dominicans are close, but no cigar
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#11
Can a cigar box?
No, but a tin can.
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#12
A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon...
...He says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
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#13
As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas?
Clothes but no cigar.
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#14
Apparently Bill Clinton is so sure that Hillary is going to win that he stopped at the tobacco store and bought a box of cigars.
He has interviews scheduled for his new interns all day.
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#15
What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?
Clothes but no cigar...
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#16
Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store.
They were close, but no cigar.
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#17
I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years
old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack
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#18
Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes?
Because they're fatter.
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#19
I like my women like I like my cigars.
Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old.
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#20
What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?
(Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Cigar Jokes?
Our collection features 39 Cigar Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Cigar Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Cigar Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Cigar Jokes are available?
We currently have 39 Cigar Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Cigar Jokes?
Cigar Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Cigar Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cigar jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love cigar jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good cigar jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Cigar Jokes safe for all ages?
Most cigar jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Cigar Jokes?
cigar jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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