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LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are
hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no
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Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes
his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
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#3
Superman can save the
world but Clark Kent
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#4
Superman graffitis a wall: "Batman is a moron" Batman
writes under that, "Superman is Clark Kent".
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#5
What was Superman's first job?
A Clark.
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#6
What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
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#7
*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose.
I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm
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#8
What's the difference between spider man and superman?
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
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#9
What did Louis say to Clark?
Suck this mcdoubledaw dick nyuggahahahahaha /buh dum tiss
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#10
Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's
glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building.
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#11
After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I
don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet.
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#12
Superman: Look, Lois!
Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?
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#13
Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age?
Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina.
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#14
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
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#15
Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me.
Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?
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#16
Man of Steel question.
When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?
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#17
Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox?
Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman
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#18
Clark Kent: How's your lunch?
Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man
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#19
I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just
started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on
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#20
Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple.
Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: "Who the hell are you?!"
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