What Are Clear Jokes?
Clear Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of clear jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I do not have an obsession with tidiness.
I just wanted to clear that up.
#2
I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten
how to clear a computer history.
#3
*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question.
if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd
#4
"Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl" -just to be
clear, if I don't tell you she dies but I get to live right?
#5
Crystal Clear would be a badass
name for an albino stripper.
#6
How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?
Have faith, don't question.
#7
[Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* "Attn patrons
there is a vintage yard sale across the street" *Hipsters clear*
#8
What happens when the fog clears in California?
UCLA
#9
Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day.
Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it.
#10
What do men do after orgasm?
1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation
#11
Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
#12
TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just
an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear
#13
ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear
the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*
#14
Lawyer: As My Lord knows,...
Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...
#15
the refrigerator is a clear example
that what matters is whats inside
#16
Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?
So the Mexicans can window shop.
#17
" Let me be perfectly
clear" - My Aquarium
#18
[around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song?
KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI
#19
Boss: Have I made myself clear?
Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.
#20
Know why vodka is so clear?
Its so Russians can tell it isn't tap water.
Why People Enjoy Clear Jokes
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Another reason people love clear jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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