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Cobra Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cobra jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic
baskets before one of them tried an Indian song.
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#2
A conversation between a cobra and a librarian
-Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh
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#3
What does a limp dick and a king cobra have in common?
You don't fuck with either of em!
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#4
me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king
cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
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#5
I hope my last words are something cool
like, "Can I hold your cobra?"
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#6
If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards...
What does that say for Muk?
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#7
Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas
-Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola
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#8
How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?
Give it to Michael J Fox
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#9
What is it called if someone wears your bra?
Cobra!!!
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#10
anti-tattoo people saying "my body's a temple" like they wouldn't worship
at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra
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#11
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra...
After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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#12
"OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose.
OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this." -Elephant
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#13
What does a cobra say to his friends after he kills a mongoose?
"I wasn't scared at all. Without you, I wouldn't even know what a quiver is."
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#14
I just lost my job and was told I should apply for COBRA.
I said okay, but I think the G.I. Joes are going to be very disappointed in me.
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#15
One man.
One dream. One crazy summer. Three wizards. Fourteen cobras. Ten thousand condoms. I dunno, I'm just listing things.
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#16
I heard Cobras dance to music.
I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died.
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#17
A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to
a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed.
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