What Are College Jokes?
College Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of college jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies.
So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
#2
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
#3
What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?
Bison
#4
Welcome to college!
Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same.
#5
College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night.
Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man.
#6
[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college] Me: Wow, you used
to be hot Wife: *death glare* Me: ...but not as hot as you are now
#7
I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college.
She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class.
#8
What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
#9
This ice creamery has less choices than a black
person considering college options in 1954
#10
A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present.
Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: "If two more come in, there will be no one left!"
#11
go to college so you can get
a job to pay for college
#12
Jokes from a college student.
How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
#13
What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
#14
I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor
Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?
#15
What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?
Bison.
#16
Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery.
Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
#17
I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey.
Like the one where she gets a job right after college
#18
I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college...
I hear it's a growing field.
#19
I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
#20
Beer commercials tell us we should drink "responsibly".
So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans.
Why People Enjoy College Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and college jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love college jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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