What Are Colored Jokes?
Colored Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of colored jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll.
Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho.
#2
It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes.
Probably because they haven't got any soles
#3
Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick...
My dick is starting to look like a rainbow
#4
Michael Brown, Freddie Gray...
The police really don't like colored people.
#5
A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is...
It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.
#6
Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said "aren't
all their eyes just brown?" that was a complete misunderstanding.
#7
My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library.
I said "Shit man, it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want!"
#8
What do you call a colored man ?
A Hueman
#9
I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.
I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out.
#10
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar - The
bartender looks up and says 'get the fuck out of here!'
#11
How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?
Artificial intelligence!
#12
Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library?
It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet.
#13
BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library
I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want.
#14
Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning?
All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet.
#15
I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer.
The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk
#16
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?
Whites occasionally get into a colored wash.
#17
Dudes don't like it when you ask if their salmon-colored
pants are wild or farm-raised
#18
A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled "It." When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post.
So...you read it on Reddit because of a red "It."
#19
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender
looks up and says "get the fuck out of here"
#20
NOTHING says "I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with
money & cannot be trusted" like colored contact lenses.
Why People Enjoy Colored Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and colored jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love colored jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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