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#1
Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church?
It has six commandments and four suggestions
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#2
If God had an iPhone, like 8 of the 10
Commandments would have typos in them.
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#3
I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the
Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments
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#4
It's weird to think there was a time when the most
data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
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#5
When Moses came down with the Commandments,
It was the greatest Retweet in History.
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#6
There were only 3 commandments until
Moses' wife got involved.
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#7
Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?
Because they were set in stone.
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#8
folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists.
well guess what kids, I've got a "Top 10 list" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments
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#9
"10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You're Going Straight
to Hell" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments
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#10
Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple
off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.
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#11
MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments.
Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers
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#12
The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name?
idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad
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#13
Q.
Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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#14
*Moses opens tablet* You have
TEN unread commandments.
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#15
If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments?
Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4
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#16
I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the
whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.
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#17
I don't understand...
...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house.
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#18
After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments.
Sorry, guys.
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#19
God: You finish all 11 commandments?
Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.
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#20
Moses opens his tablet.
The notification says, "You have 10 unread commandments'.
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