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Compass Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of compass jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You guys!
I just realized I've been holding my moral compass upside down this whole time.
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#2
My moral compass
just spins.
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#3
Kim - Where is North West?
Kanye - *takes out compass* Kim - I mean my baby! Kanye - I'm right here. Kim - Jesus Kanye! Kanye - Yeezus*
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#4
Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela.
Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica.
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#5
My moral compass must run on solar power because
it never seems to work after dark.
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#6
Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems?
Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel..
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#7
How can you use a banana as a compass?
Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)
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#8
Tates Compass Company Like Congress, they don't work.
He, who has a Tates, is lost.
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#9
If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass,
the compass can help you be lost more north.
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#10
What's the plural of compass?
This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie.
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#11
"Stop pointing at my daughter!" -
Kanye West yells at a compass.
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#12
My moral compass must run on solar power because
it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
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#13
All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you
stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly.
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#14
My moral compass must run on solar power, because
it never seems to work after dark.
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#15
Me: Compassion is my compass.
Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold.
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#16
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down.
Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator.
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#17
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy.
It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"
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#18
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a
compass can help you get lost more north.
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#19
My compass I have a compass, but instead of North, South, etc, it just points
to Orc's, so when people ask me for directions, it's always orcward.
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#20
I bought the wrong kind of compass.
Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles.
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