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Concert Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of concert jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster.
I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert.
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#2
I thought the wife was joking...
...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva
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#3
What was the weather like at the rap concert?
There was a Lil Wayne.
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#4
The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night.
They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes.
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#5
I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert...
...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas
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#6
(Warning:lame music joke.
I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo.
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#7
What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?
Stark Raving Mad
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#8
What concert is worth 45 cents?
50 cent with Nickelback
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#9
You heard about the concert last friday?
Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic.
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#10
What's 20 foot long, screams like a banshee and has no pubes?
The front row of a One Direction concert.
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#11
What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?
Free Shots
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#12
What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?
A Standing Blow-vation.
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#13
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent, featuring nickelback
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#14
u think u had a bad day?
smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert
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#15
The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery.
They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG.
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#16
Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight!
Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO
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#17
What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?
"Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
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#18
If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it!
It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
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#19
Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's
taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight.
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#20
Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert?
Too much sax and violins.
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